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[asterisking]

[ guess who's knocking? ]

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[trollininthedeep]

The man who used to be my captain is here on camp, treating me like a complete villain because I didn't enjoy his plans and left.

[asterisking]

I'm surprised you didn't kill him before you left.

[trollininthedeep]

I did. He came back to life. [Hence my pissed feelings]

[asterisking]

Ouch.

Did you kill him again when he appeared here?

[trollininthedeep]

I had planned on it until I was reminded that it wouldnt do me any good to kill him. So I ended up leaving.

[asterisking]

A pity.

[trollininthedeep]

He's upset I have a social life. Doesnt think I deserve anything of the sort.

[asterisking]

Want me to cut him up?

[trollininthedeep]

Considering you're just crazy and not intending to destroy the planet, you could manage a stabbing.

[asterisking]

Oh, good.

[trollininthedeep]

Too much moral righteousness for all the wrong reasons.

[asterisking]

If that doesn't deserve a stabbing then I don't know what does.

[trollininthedeep]

It was very satisfying to have him killed the first time. Having him here and talking to me as if I am the one who betrayed him first is nothing but annoying

[asterisking]

I can only imagine.

[trollininthedeep]

[Grumpy pirate is grumpy]

[asterisking]

Want to fool around?

[trollininthedeep]

This seems to be your answer to everything when you're not trying to stab me.

[asterisking]

I try.

[trollininthedeep]

I'm not complaining.

[asterisking]

[ going to come up close and kiss you then ]

[trollininthedeep]

[I do enjoy your kisses and I can use the stress relief]

[asterisking]

[ you better enjoy my kisses. i'm quite good at it ]

[trollininthedeep]

[I do agree with that. Now, make me feel better.]

[asterisking]

[ already on it. let's get these clothes off of you first ]

[trollininthedeep]

[loosening the ties on the front to pull everything off easily]

Are you that impatient you can't wait til we get to bed?